Twilight: The Broodening (Twilight parody)

Twilight 2: Broodening Harder: www.youtube.com Twilight 3: Electric Broodaloo: www.youtube.com Check out www.Broodening.com for more parodies. Also, note that Edward’s secret nickname is James. So when the narrator calls him that, it’s not because I screwed up the narration, it’s because we’re such close friends that I can call him by the nickname that nobody knows about. Mp3 available here www.broodening.com After seeing the movie “Twilight,” I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires. This is my version of how it should have been. Credit for the screencaps goes to dieseled.livejournal.com

Nightlight: A Parody

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.


And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

via Total Twi-Hard Fans http://www.totaltwihards.com/twilight-the-broodening-twilight-parody/