Honest Trailers – Twilight 2: New Moon

Part 2 of the Twilight Saga… New Moon features werewolves, shirtless dudes, terrible acting and even more stares. #HonestTrailers WATCH PART 1: Honest Trailers: TWILIGHT www.youtube.com WATCH PART 2: Honest Trailers: NEW MOON WATCH PART 3: Honest Trailers: ECLIPSE youtu.be WATCH PART 4: Honest Trailers: Breaking Dawn Coming Soon!! Please check out the latest episode of our weekly Film/TV series The Screen Junkies Show! Twilight: Breaking Dads! – Trivia Showdown! www.youtube.com We’ll be uploading new episodes of the SJS every Wednesday! As well as uploading new HONEST TRAILERS every other Friday! (And ‘Supercuts / MashUps’ in between weeks) So make sure to SUBSCRIBE!! Got a tip? Email us at: tips@screenjunkies.com Like us on Facebook – www.fb.com Honest Trailers: Twilight: New Moon Series Created & Directed by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner Executive Producer Mitch Rotter Written by Andy Signore, Brett Weiner, Dan Perrault and Dave Child Edited by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner Voiceover Narration by Gannon Nickell – GannonNickell.com As always let us know in the comments what movie you wanna see next! And check out our previous Honest Trailers Honest Trailers: THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN www.youtube.com Honest Trailers: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY www.youtube.com Honest Trailers: PROMETHEUS www.youtube.com Honest Trailers: THE AVENGERS www.youtube.com Honest Trailers: THE HUNGER GAMES www.youtube.com Honest Trailers: THE DARK KNIGHT www.youtube.com Honest Trailers: AVATAR www.youtube.com …

I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl

Here are more scathingly funny tales from the wild side! Laurie Notaro survived the debauched ride of her twenties and the bumpy road to matrimony. Now she’s ready to take on the thirtysomething years . . . and almost middle age has never been more hilarious.

Laurie is married, mortgaged, and now—miraculously—employed in the corporate world, discovering that bosses come in all shapes, sizes, and degrees of mental stability. After maxing out her last good credit card at Banana Republic, she’s dressed for success and ready to face the jungle: surviving feral, six-foot-plus Gretchen (“Three Thousand Faces of Eve”) before battling the overbearing, overstuffed (in way-too-small pants) new mom Suzzi, who ruthlessly cancels Laurie’s newspaper column and learns that payback can be a bitch. Laurie also explores the backstabbing world of preschoolers at a Halloween party, the X-rated madness of a family trip to Disneyland, and the pressure from her QVC-addicted mother and the rest of the world to reproduce. But while losing more friends to babies than to booze, she realizes there’s a plus side: at least for a couple of months she gets to be the thinner friend.

I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies) is Laurie Notaro at her deliciously quirky best. Can a woman prone to what her loved ones might term “meltdowns” (she considers them “Opportunities to Enlighten”) put a smile on her face and love everybody? Take a guess.

via Total Twi-Hard Fans http://www.totaltwihards.com/honest-trailers-twilight-2-new-moon/