Twilight “Saga” Spoof- New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn

Bella introduces her new “vampire” boyfriend to her father. Yes, it’s another Twilight parody . This is dedicated to everyone who despises this grotesque idiocy as passionately as I do. For those of you who do actually enjoy Twilight, I would recommend watching this on mute. Also, for the sensitive in the audience, I would appreciate not being called a homophobe or gay basher because of what is said in the video. I myself do not have a problem with the gay community, the character in my video however does. I gave him a handle bar mustache for a reason. There’s only two kinds of men who have the balls big enough to attempt to pull off handle bar mustaches, those who hate homosexuals as much as humanly possible, and those who ARE homosexuals. The character in my video is the former. HEY MONKEY AND APPLE FANS! PLEASE FOLLOW THIS LINK. tinyurl.com Buy Twilight “Saga” Spoof-New Moon T-Shirts here! “You f**king SPARKLE!!” (Mens) www.cafepress.com “You f**king SPARKLE!!” (Womens) www.cafepress.com “Vampires DON’T F**KING SPARKLE!!” (Mens) www.cafepress.com “Vampires DON’T F**KING SPARKLE!!” (Womens) www.cafepress.com Claire’s Vampires: (Mens) www.cafepress.com Claire’s Vampires (Womens): www.cafepress.com Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com Fan me on Facebook: www.facebook.com

TwiLite: A Parody

Love between a teenage girl and a vampire can be a beautiful thing. Then again, it can get a little ugly. Just ask Stella Crow. Stella is a clumsy but otherwise ordinary girl whose life takes a radical turn the moment she meets Edweird. Though perfect on the outside, Edweird Sullen is remarkably unrefined on the inside. He also happens to be a one hundred year old vampire, trapped in the body of a teenage boy, who has yet to finish high school. Nonetheless, Stella is unconditionally smitten with him. But not everything is rosy in this gloomiest of towns. Edweird’s enemies have sworn to put a tragic end to their romance. Against all odds, the bond between Stella and Edweird is nearly strong enough for their love to survive. Most love stories between an impossibly handsome vampire and an ungainly young woman have a magical ending. This one – not so much.

via Total Twi-Hard Fans http://www.totaltwihards.com/twilight-saga-spoof-new-mooneclipsebreaking-dawn/